Top 10 ways to get on my .........

Top 10 ways to get on my bad side....
1. texting me the score of a Yankees game! as if I don't follow them, watch them, and following mlb and yahoo sports daily. (the exception is if I have told you i am not watching the game bc of another conflict, and you text me the score. that will actually earn you BIG points! but you have to make sure to ask "are you watching the game" first!)
2. giving me a hard time when I don't know something about baseball, a player, a stat, ect. I know more about baseball than most girls, (and average guys), but I am still a girl, and don't retain info about sports facts like guys do. I don't know everyone or everything. Ill admit it. But just becuase I mispronounce or don't know a name out of thousands of players, doesn't mean I don't know shit about baseball, so don't treat me that way.:)
3. giving me shit about being a Yankees fan. Get over it, okay, I am yankee fan, and you hate them; I get it. But I still live and breath them, and insulting me because of it certainly wont get you anywhere. Also, not being able shut about about how much you hate the yankees long enough to hear or care that I actually love baseball is just a waste of my time.
4. have no other argument except that "they buy all their players"
5. wear a t-shit on a date or at a restaurant
6. tell me you are an "atheist"
7. tell me you are pro-choice
8. telling jokes about Catholicism, priests, or nuns
9. smoking pot over the age of 17
10. sending me an email, or more within the same 24 hours of a first email you sent me that I haven't returned yet. - give me a minute!

so fare is fare:
10 ways to get on my good side... (they arent nessisarily the "top" ways...I dont want to give away all my secrets...)
1. open doors
2. say please and thank you to waitstaff
3. actually be close with your family (not just say you are)
4. not asking me what I do! (at least not in the first 30 min of talking). If you can't fill 30 minutes of talking about everythng else in the world besides what I do for my job, then your not that deep of a person
5. not picking on my little dog. I know she is not the cutest thing, but she is cute her own way, and I love her.
6. go to church
7. starting out as friends, and being there if I need something
8. calling me sweet names like baby or beautiful
9. call when you tell me you will.
10. and of course... not giving me a hard time about the Yankees!